The Problem with Having Your Computer in the Kitchen is...

...YOU SPILL STUFF ON IT. Or your kid does. I know that I spilled both apple juice and milk on the mouse, so it is probably my fault that you can't right-click anymore. Except that sometimes the mouse gets confused and will only right-click even if you are left-clicking and that is super frustrating. The spacebar key has been sticking for awhile, and I don't know what exactly caused that, probably melted popsicle. Sometimes you have to press it multiple times to get a space. And now the escape key, the squiggle directly below the escape key, the tab key, and the caps lock key all don't work. I have no idea what happened there, it was all very sudden. Oh, and the page down key is missing.  Now, I don't even know what the squiggle is for and I can live without caps lock, but boy do I miss the escape and tab keys... and the ability to right-click.